In honor of the historic space mission taking place, today's Low Quality Ad is for this Black Hole Blanket. If I've learned anything from science fiction, the Artemis II crew will need to pull off some evasive maneuvers to narrowly escape the pull of a black hole any day now. https://collabs.shop/3oygko

Please stop trying to tell me that Artemis II is nowhere near a black hole. That's exactly what the black hole wants you to think.